YOU KNOW YOUR A
MEXICAN IF...
1.You have ever been hit by a chancla.
2.You can play any sport wearing your chanclas.
3.You grew up scared by something called "El
Cucuy."
4.Others tell you to stop screaming when you
are really just talking,
5.You use your lips to point something out.
6.You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis".
7.Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to
call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment.
8.You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without
music
9.You call your sneakers "tenees".
10.You have at least thirty cousins.
11.You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people
in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!"
12.Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are
must haves on Thanksgiving.
13.There is more Tequila than punch at little
Juanito's birthday party.
14.There is at least one member in your family
named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus.
15.You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim
Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it.
16.You have a drunk uncle/aunt.
17.You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado
Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio!
18You have ever had to tell your kid /or been
told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold.
19.You go to a wedding or Quinceań„²”, gossiping
about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go.
20.You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse.
21.Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies.
22.You have a chola in your barrio named "La
Flaca" who's bigger than a house.
23.You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is
loud and obnoxious.
24.You need to point out how much something you
just bought cost.
25.You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in
your house right now.
26.You're laughing because some of these things
have actually happened to YOUR ASS!
