1. Superglue coins to the ground. Make bets with old people about who will try to pick them up first.
2. Make a tent in your bathroom.
3. Collect used razors. Show people your collection.
4. Carry a boombox on your shoulder everywhere you go, and blast 80s music. If people ask you to turn it down, tell them your heart will stop.
5. Tell people you made friends with a spider named Owen.
6. Speak to your hand.
7. Stand by a main road with a strobe light on. Dance wildly and ask for donations.
8. Wear a backpack. Ask someone if they know where it went. After they tell you it's on your back, ask them where it is again.
9. Wear clam earrings.
10. Go into a park dressed as a giant fish. Fall down and don't get up for 10 minutes.
11. Wear a bag on your head.
12. Trip over your own feet and blame it on other people.
13. Walk really slowly, yelling "MAHHHHH" occasionally.
14. Throw rocks at people.
15. Eat rocks.
16. Tell people you live under a bridge and eat babies.
17. Make videos of yourself doing yoga in spandex outfits. Sell these videos outside the grocery store.
18. Wear curly shoelaces in 2 different colors on your shoes.
19. Yell at boxes on the street.
20. Paint a face on your microwave and randomly yell swears at it.
21. Wear belts around your head.
22. Recite poetry in elevators.
23. Make wire hats.
24. Send yourself letters, with your address as the return address. Show these letters to friends including the envelope.
25. When people ask you to send a naked picture, send a picture of yourself fully clothed with your pet goat.
26. Wear top hats.
27. TyPe EvErYtHiNg LiKe ThIs. Tell people your dislexic and can only read things typed liked that.
28. Stuff pillows unevenly in your shirt. Tell people you're pregnant. Tell them your baby is a bit odd.
29. Wear large amounts of blue eye shadow, even if you're a male.
30. Put paper wings on your shoes and sing, "I Believe I Can Fly."
31. Speak in rhyme but rhyme three lines at a time, not two.
32. Wear a Styrofoam helmet everywhere. If anyone asks why you wear it, tell them that one of these days the clouds are going to fall out of the sky.
33. Maintain a work farm. Pretend you know every single worm by name.
34. Wear cloaks and carry a large stick.
35. Smile at yourself when no one is talking to you.
36. Make headbands out of plastic bags.
37. Have a pair of scissors as a pet. Name it and make it a collar.
38. Carry a hammer everywhere. If someone asks you for one, you can pull it out of your back pocket.
39. Put laxitives in brownies and give them to your friends. When they get sick, say, "OHHH, that's what spilled in the pan!"
40. Wear black leather pants. Write on them with chalk.
41. Drive with a ventriloquist in your car. Put it in a seatbelt when there is no one else in the car. Make it pop out from the backseat occasionally when there is someone in the passenger seat.
42. Wear adult LA gear shoes that blink when you step.
43. Play tennis with yourself.
44. Give yourself odd nicknames, like Yosefu.
45. Make noodle necklaces.
46. Sell lemonade on the side of the road. Sell aluminum foil ribbons too.
47. Start speaking in a high-pitch voice. Tell people your going through reverse puberty.
48. Tell everyone you can play the obo. See how many people become interested.
49. Rap yourself in toilet paper. Tell people your a mummy. It's funny because it's random.
50. Make boomerangs out of apples. Throw them at people's heads. When they come back, eat them