Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo mama's so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail.

Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she broke her neck at a flashing red light.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. 

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.

Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license. 

Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.

Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. 

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.

Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. 

Yo mama's got one tooth and people call her chomper.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail. 

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware store. 

Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green. 

Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that shit if you want to." 

Yo mama's teeth look like Honey Smacks.

Yo mama's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental insurance. 

When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.

Yo mama's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.

Yo mama's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers. 

Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. 

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus. 

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama's so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.