Pick
Up Lines
Can I buy you
a drink, or do you just want the money.
I may not be
Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
Do you believe
in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hi, my name is
{name}, how do you like me so far?
Your body's name
must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
I may not be
the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Yo Baby, you
be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Excuse me, do
you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
I can't find
my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I'm new in town,
could I have directions to your house.
If you were a
new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Let's do breakfast
tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
If I could rewrite
the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be
something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a
map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
You might not
be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
That's a nice
shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
There must be
something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Are you from
Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Was your father
a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must
have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Excuse me, but
I DO think it's time we met.
Shall we talk
or continue flirting from a distance?
Is it cold in
here, or are you just happy to see me.
Do you sleep
on your stomach? No. Can I?
Be unique and
different, say yes.
Aries I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
Taurus I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my
weakness.
Gemini Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've
got the word "fine" written all over.
Cancer Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and
tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
Leo Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
Virgo Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept
me off my feet.
Libra If I had a rose for every time I thought of you,
I'd be walking through my garden forever.
Scorpio Your place or mine?
Sagittarius Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things
in life. Can I interview you?
Capricorn Have you always been this cute, or did you have to
work at it?
Aquarius You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.
Pisces Are you as beautiful on the inside as
you are on the outside?